Monday, January 7, 2008

Kodak Moment

New digital camera: $300

New Outfit: $100

Cocktails and cover charge to get into the club (mostly cocktails): $50

A close up picture of my friend about to take a chunk out of some big ass titties: Priceless…

Some things money can’t buy, for everything else there is Ms P holding a camera.

33 comments:

So@24 said...

That one boob would destroy me in an eating contest.

I love how she's not even phased.

anonymousnupe said...

Silly me. Here I was thinking your boy's gold fillings had simply gotten sucked into the gravitational pull of a small, spongy, orbiting asteroid. Thanks for 'splainin'.

Muze said...

omg those are some big arse tiggle bitties! dayum! he looks like he's about to get lost in never never land.

Lady~Daydreamer said...

Wow....those are some tig ol bitties

Diva said...

Ain't it sweet what ya can get photographic evidence of? I totally enjoy taking those pictures when we're out that are somewhat risque. We have way too much fun.

Suite B said...

What in the helllllllllll

I have so many questions: Did he know her? Is she crazy? Is he crazy? Are they real? Did he take her home later? Did she pull those out from some where or are they always out like that? What size is she? Was she drunk? Did he like it? Did she like it? And does she realize she will now be famous in the blog world and will have an e-mail about her that in time will reach millions of people?

Marcus LANGFORD said...

What tha heck is this picture about!? Man, I am just disgusted on many levels, but also entertained as well. This is definitely some craziness going on though.

Marcus LANGFORD

Ms. Behaving said...

DAYUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

The Guv'ner said...

That was a boobie ready to take over the world. I bet a person never needs a handbag when you have boobies of such magnitude. You can keep all your fixin's in your cleavage and have luscious men fetch them for you.

Hmmm....

Laughing through my chardonnay said...

That is the scarriest looking teet I have ever seen. -shudder-

MsPuddin said...

so@24- what kind of eating contests do you participate in?

nupe- no prob. But why my boy gotta have gold fillings lol

muze- he was lol he was dancing with her and just had his head all rested in the cleavage…

lady- large and in charge!

diva- yup, I don’t know if it was a good idea to give me my own camera…

suite b- damn Felicia, slow ya roll lol

1. he knew her
2. but it would be funnier if he didn’t
3. she might be
4. I know he crazy! Lol
5. nope, she walked around with her size Z breasts out all night
6. I should be a manager for discovering such talent…

marcus- oh come on, you know you like it…;p

ms. b- like Smokey n Craig huh lol

guv- I bet she has a whole meal hidden in a her titties…

chard- *double shudder *

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Those have got to be the biggest damn titties I have ever laid eyes on! Holy hell!

Still_Pocahontaz said...

UMMMM....So Ewwwwww, that is all..LOL

Ms.Lady said...

wooow...lololol...that was a bit much..wooow.

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

uhmm for the record i would like to say: I would NOT hit that.

damn puddin where were yall at? Sweet Jimmys on broadway in oakland?

ugh man ugh.

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

I wouldnt even know what to do with all that tiddy.

like.. are you suppose to cuddle it? suck on it? watch your jibby disappear when you put it between em?

shyt im just saying.

I feel like the only way she is going to get some pleasure out of it, is if you just punch her in em a few times.

im intimidated by them

MsPuddin said...

pp- I should have gotten a whole photo of her. That was half of ONE tittie, there were two!

still_p no worries, I feel you…lol..

ms. lady- yeah time for a reduction…

slaus- wow. You would actually not hit that! But you admit to the tittie fck…uh huh.

And what you know about Sweet Jimmys on broadway in oakland? Lol And why the girls out there look so busted...no we weren't there, but I think she might be from the area...

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

- baby I said I would NOT do the tiddy fugg. because you would put your jibby in btween those and it would not be seen. ego crusher.


because when i lived in jack london square, my punk ass rommate talked me into going to sweet jimmys and it was the most ghetto/country place on earth.

G-Sweet said...

haaaaaaaaahahahaha @ slaus... that dude be havin me rollin!...

lmfao @ "i wouldn not hit that"

laughin even harder @ the word "Jibby"... hahahaha!

Prunella Jones said...

Wow. I've always wondered what it would be like to have boobs bigger than my own head.

Skoolboi Krush said...

Wow! You talk about village feeders! Dayum!

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao... is that really your friend???

Opinionated Diva said...

Sheeeeeeesh...her titty is bigger than her friggin face!

Her little top looks painful!

MsPuddin said...

Slaus- never been there, but been out in Oakland and it is a hot mess… lol

G- wow I just got what he was saying, the reason he don’t want to tittie bone is he doesn’t want to compare his thang to her titties lol stupid

prune juice- it was scary and them puppies was out!

skoolboi- welcome! And crackin’ up, yes she need to go to some third world country and lend a helping boob…

eb- yup, that’s my boi lol we trained him well…

opinionated diva- I’m sure her top isn’t the only thing suffering…

c.watson said...

Wow, was that a small village I saw to the back of that breast? That thing is large enough to have its own ecosystem. And you say there are two?

I'd be scared to dance near those things because you get a song with a fast beat going and people are going to get hurt.

Don said...

Wow, is that really her breast? Well I guess it is, huh? lol

She aint 1/2 steppin'

Don said...

lmao @ lady daydreamer's comments

DIAMONDKT said...

Whoa. Those things are massive!

The Clumsy Chatterbox said...

I wouldn't want to come across her boobie in a cat fight.

I've already had a black eye from a blow job...black eye from a boobie would not be too fun.

MsPuddin said...

c. watson- yes, there are too and the closest I got was to take that picture…

don- yes it is a breast. Possibly also a pillow and a cup holder…

diamond- welcome back! Yes, massive indeed

clumsy- a black eye from a blow job ok now you have to tell this story. New Blog post time! lol

maverick said...

wooaaahh.......priceless moment...something mastercard could actually harp on..lol..updated my blog :)

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

there is something wrong when one boob is bigger then an average size head. just fucking wrong.

Drea said...

OMG!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! I rememebr that night and he was like, " THAT WAS THE SOFTEST THING I HAVE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE!!! LMAO!! LMAO!! Ms.P.. you know you wrong!