Thursday, January 17, 2008

I'm in the building and I'm feelin' myself...

It’s weird. I thought I was wild in high school. I smoked, drank, cursed, did the nasty, and got away with curfew by “spending the night at friend’s houses.” The thing I’m realizing now is that I did my dirt, but I was never out of control. My parents were still highly influential even if I didn’t want to admit it at the time. My grades never slipped and I never got into it with the law.

So when my ex called me on Sunday and invited me over to “experiment” with him, I was surprised at myself when I said yes. It was high school all over again.

“Come on, just take half and I’ll take the other half,” he coaxed.

“No, I’m good,” I said.

Not too long after that conversation, half a blue pill was traveling down my throat. It takes about 45 minutes for E to kick in. Assuming that it was some “weak sh*t” we went ahead and split another pill, still not feeling anything. Not too long after taking the second one, the first one kicked in and it was all over after that. I was on a cloud.



I’ve never felt so good in my life. I called everyone in my phonebook at 4 a.m. to say, “I love you!” and “I feel great!” I also smoked a whole pack of menthol cigarettes, because each time I inhaled, the menthol felt like a breath of fresh air.

We stayed up all night talking, talking and talking. I swear that fool had a lot to say. I probably crashed about 7 a.m. I woke up at 8 a.m. to go to work, and he was like, “where are you going?” I’m like, “to work, I guess.”

I was still thizzed out at work. My jaw hurt from grinding my teeth all night and my pupils were still dilated. I tried to play it off, but I think everyone at work knew something was up.

I’m sure that was a one-time thing. It felt great at the time, but the aftermath was painful. Smoking all those ciggs didn’t help either…

* Sorry I’m so MIA in commenting on blogs. I hurt my finger. No. My keyboard doesn’t have the letter _ . No. Um yeah I know excuses, excuses, I will catch up on all your great blogs later! *

31 comments:

Drea said...

We really need to talk young missy!

Lady~Daydreamer said...

You are in trouble young lady! Go to your room right now!!!!

Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

All im gonan say is everyone oughta try it once.

I did, and neverrrrrr again. fugg that.

the human body was not designed to feel that good.

MsPuddin said...

drea- you WOULD be the first to comment lol

lady- sorry mom lol

slaus- lol yup. I don't regret it, but never again...

Deutlich said...

My first time? Was a-ma-zing. For fuckin seriously.

There was a time where I was popping too many in too short of a time frame .. I don't know how I dealt with the "after math" because I was gettin' fucked up all-the-time.

I've slowed down since then.. but it's still the best feeling ever (so long as ya got the good shit).

Babyfaced said...

I've always wanted to try it though.......

But me being me..... I know I shouldn't cause I'm gonna wanna fugg and they say you should never fugg on E cause it's the best you'll ever fell and everything else will be gawwbage!


One time I smoked some ish... I was acting out Tekken 2 with another person, and I got mad cause I couldn't do a combo move as fast as the TV. *sigh*

Qucifer said...

Nah Slaus, I'm gonna sit this one out, not never!!!

Muze said...

um WOW. you officially win the 'i'm braver than you' contest. lol. i was talking to a coworker about doing X and he said EVERYTHING felt, smelled, and tasted better, especially sex. he also said he got hooked and had a death scare and had to stop.

i'm straight. lol.

oestrebunny said...

Did you have sex? You should do it and have sex...Don't take so many your dry chewin' though :)

Anonymous said...

E is no joke - i LOVED it when i took it, that was my one time, 9 years ago...i still find myself reliving that moment.

SOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!!!!
i'm proud of you :)

- E doer!

Babyfaced said...

See....

Smitty said...

Fuck that shit! I'm really against drugs. Weed is acceptable anything else is for dope fiends and will lead you to rehab in my opinion. the only drug I would like to try is DMT. other than that I'm good just getting really drunk every few months.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

hahaahah.....I've seen this OH so many times, but never at work. lol.

anonymousnupe said...

Was she havin' an orgasm?

My body is a temple.

Still_Pocahontaz said...

I never have, but I was a recipient once of the 4 am calling from my best friend. At least you went to sleep cus her ass was up from the day before until about 9am the next morning. Im glad you got it out your system and ya never wanna do it again. I heard it fcks with the brain tough and you literally “GO STUPID, GO DUMB DUMB”

Caesar Cannon said...

I ain't experimenting with shit unless it's some new mix of weed.

The Star (aka Only Poppin Tylenol)

Steph said...

Oh the cursed/wonderful E. Moderation in all things my friend. I lost a whole week of my life one time, and did some serious damage to myself.

Be careful and always take it around people you trust, and who will look out for you should things go to shit.....and they sometimes do.

So@24 said...

The ex??

Wait... is this the one you slammed tequila before hand and then ran over to his house and then punched him?

Ms. Behaving said...

Glad to read you realized it was NOT the business.

I getz my drinky drank ON but aside from that, I'm not fuggin' with it!!

maverick said...

interesting...good that u ended up having fun...i ll rather have some liquer than pop some drug pills :)..updated my blog with Dubai pics :)

Diva said...

I'm a pansy ass. I can put back some cold beer and have smoked my fair share, but thats about as far as I went.

Bella said...

Call me 'chicken'!!!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Shame on you! Glad you had a good time though.LOL

I felt the same way Jenny did in that there video the other day when I moved my furniture around.
(check out my post)

You got laid too didn't you? Come on spill the beans girl!

G-Sweet said...

Ohhhhh... so I was 1 of the phone call victims... ur a mess...

Lol @ the 1st two ppl. To respond... ohhhh... u in trouubbbble...

I've wanted to try it b4 because it get prertty good revues from what I've heard but I've never done a drug in my life... and I have this thought in the back of my head that I'll be that "montell williams show"
story about the guy who tried it once and lost his mind or died... so I can't do it...

Always remember that shit is made by or anothe person... its not natural (like weed or shrooms)... it can kill you

A bit extreme but u get my point!

And I thought it made u horny... not talkative.

MsPuddin said...

deutlich- yeah I don’t know how you did it, the aftermath of that one time was enough to make me not want to do it again…

babyfaced- that’s what I heard too, but my ex was like naw don’t trip, lol I need to stop listening to that n*gga lol

qucifer- lol

muze- a friend of mine had a death scare in high school, but I think she was drinking and she is hella tiny…

oestrebunny- I-had-sex : )

anon- thanks for the praise lol

babyfaced- lol : ) see this halo?

smitty- what’s DMT? Man I never thought in my day that would be me, but it wasn’t that bad, we stayed home (thank god) and I don’t think it is necessary to do it again lol

chelsea talks- OH?

nupe- where did you get that from? Yall commenting like you on some sh*t! I’m lost!

still_p- yeah, it’s really bad for your spine, and people have bad trips all the time. LOL @ stupid go dumb…I was up all night too. I slept from 7am-8 that was it…

cannon- I got that too baby!

steph- damn a week? I feel like that, but I wish I would have caught you in your E days, you seem like a good time …

so@24- yup same guy…I know, I know, I know…

ms.b- man I’m lightwt getting tired of drinking all the time…

maverick- I feel you…

diva- that was me, but I guess now I took one for the team…

bella- it’s ok, we won’t hold it against you…

pp- sorry mom, it won’t happened again…lol…I wish I could get the same E hi off of moving furniture

G- yup that’s why I called you lol yeah that sh*t is pretty foul, I don’t even know…it was a one time thing I guess…I thought it made you horny too, but that n*gga was straight choppin it up lol

Ms.Lady said...

My boyfirend did "E" when we first started talking and he said it had him buggin out as well
*he also told on himself..but we wont go there..lol*
i cant front i have wanted to try it..but ill pass...gimme a "j" and im good..lol.

James Tubman said...

@babyfaced lol

i'm a tekken fan myself

@mspuddin...you shouldn't hang around guys that's always trying to shove drugs in your face

that's typically a bad sign

Smitty said...

DMT is the chemical your brain releases during REM sleep that make s you dream. Some people have found a way to extract it from other living things. It's a really strong and natural hallucinogen. Look it up.

lea78 said...

OK so I am guilty I have popped before and it made me talkative, jumpy, and horny as hell. I mean just to have your nipple sucked you can have the hardest orgasm. OK maybe that was TMI, but I won't do it again

Afrodite said...

I can't do the whole 'E' thing. For some reason, that drug terrifies me.

Mega Rich said...

I must say, you are probably the most honest blogger on the damn planet. You let us in on just about everything.